Basically this is my plan to catch Santa Clause.

He usually comes around where I live about 00:27.
And by 00:27.12 he has put the present's under the tree and filled my stocking's.
And by 00:27:14 he is out of my house and off to some other place.
So in that time he needs to eat my cookies filled with rat poison and cocaine and drink my milk mixed with heroin and a sample of AIDS.
So if he somehow survives those i will deploy plan B where i disguise myself as a christmas tree and when santa bends over to put out my presents i will quickly attack him with a 12ft sledge hammer and tie him up then question him why i always get coal for xmas, then i will shove him back where he belongs (up the chimney :/ ).

Happy xmas everyone

xD

OK So that may be a little cruel xD

ahaha xD
If santa knew what you were planning... and he probably does since he knows whose good and whose bad..... he wouldn't come to your house

Lol todays Christmas dont celebrate it but merry christmas to those who do

Oh and xbox sinner I agree with karkooshy... he will prabably give you a bomb

i still got my presents

but failed to catch santa, better luck nest year i guess

might i suggest an exploding house for next year?